Dear Husband,

I don't know if what I'm about to say is going to make me sound like a snob, but if it does, then I am.

There are some things you can buy the generic version of and it doesn't make a difference. Like canned black beans. It doesn't matter that one's a more expensive brand, it's not worth it, because it's the same shit with a different label.

But you see this pasta? This is some gheto-ass shit pasta. I know you want to save money, but you know, spoil me a little bit and spend the extra $1.20 on some Barilla.

All my love,
your wife